Irony is Rep. Lauren Boebert worrying a few terrorist assault on the U.S. Capitol. And talking in entrance of an American flag. And being a member of Congress, for that matter.
The identical lady who’s undermined Capitol security, endangered her colleagues by flouting mask-wearing rules, fantasized about blowing up the Capitol metal detectors, and tweeted about Nancy Pelosi’s location throughout the Jan. 6 siege is abruptly all in favour of Capitol safety.
Test this bullshit when you can abdomen it:
BOEBERT: “So I used to be moving into an elevator with certainly one of my staffers, and he and I, we’re leaving the Capitol, we’re going again to my workplace, we get in an elevator, and I see a Capitol police officer working hurriedly to the elevator. I see fret throughout his face, and he’s reaching. The door’s shutting. I can’t open it. What’s taking place? I look to my left and there she is, Ilhan Omar. And I stated, effectively, ‘She doesn’t have a backpack, we must be advantageous.’ [Laughter] So we solely had one ground to go, and it was like, ‘Ah, do I say it or not?’ I regarded over, and I stated, ‘Oh, look, the Jihad Squad determined to point out up for work immediately.’ It’s simply her staffers on Twitter that discuss for her. She’s not robust in individual. She doesn’t … yeah.”
In fact, you’ll be shocked to study that this story seems to be fully made up:
For the nontweeters:
REP. ILHAN OMAR: “Truth, this buffoon appears down when she sees me on the Capitol, this complete story is made up. Unhappy she thinks bigotry will get her clout.
Anti-Muslim bigotry isn’t humorous & shouldn’t be normalized. Congress can’t be a spot the place hateful and harmful Muslims tropes get no condemnation.”
Boebert typically brags about giving birth to one of her children in her truck.* I’m beginning to marvel if Boebert’s mother gave start to her in a polyethylene meth barrel.
Both manner, she doesn’t belong in Congress. Accusing different members of being terrorists would seem to violate decorum, on the very least. Then once more, she’s been Crew Chaos from the very starting. That received’t finish till she’s bounced out of Congress. Which, fortunately, should be very soon.
*Actually, that is Republicans’ finest argument towards paid parental go away. Look! Lauren Boebert’s child has a everlasting divot in its head the place the gear shift penetrated. Subsequently, nobody must be given the time and sources it takes to lift wholesome, well-adjusted kids.
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